Wordly Ramifications

Following the problems in the financial sector in the US , uncertainty has now hit Japan ..

In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today’s shares in the Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cuts, the Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

Tee Hee

Now I have to make an announcement. After McCain's $300 Billion Dollar proposal to help out people who can't afford their mortgages, I have to relinquish my hope for his campaign. It's not that I don't hurt for those people, but that doesn't mean I want to pay for their houses. I don't want either candidate AT ALL. Where do we go from here? I have to vote, but for whom? Should I write in someone else? I told you all to vote for Mike Huckabee, but you just wouldn't listen. At least now I can watch his show....